gearing up for a hot day in the sun!
racing timer strapped on
i think we found a short cut
why do i always get stuck driving these BOZOS?!
to the race-track, james
pre-race tailgate festivities
the secret combo: beers, diet-cokes, and RED BULLs!
"there i was..."
oh, you meant beer goggles...DOH!
off we go!
in the queue
the NASCAR tram
is that legal to bring?
"attention K-MART shoppers"
credentials are in order
safe from the sun's harmful rays
WELCOME RACE FANS!
thanks for the great directions, lady. no, really.
FIRE THAT PUPPY UP!
a little late for our hospitality tent hookup, but...
...it's COUPON DAY...SWEET!!!
that's what i'm talkin' about
old school iron
they don't make 'em like that anymore
"under the bleachers" by seymore butts
we emerge into daylight
we must be in the front row
aaaaah...here we are
PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!!!
awww, HELL YES!
a couple hillbillies to our left...
...a few hillbillies behind us...
...and a few more hillbillies to our right
WE LOVES US OUR NASCAR!
in the hiz-ouse
RACE RADIO, BABY!
the national anthems of canada and the u.s. of a.
LIGHT 'EM UP!
gentlemen, start your engines!
clean up this dump
hey - you missed a spot!
one helluva leaf blower
the smell of JP4 permeates
parade lap @ the front
the field rolls by
race to the green flag
click here to check out a little video-clip to get a taste for the speed and fury (5mb WMV file)
~40 second laps? i think that's what this is for
a quick mid-race tchotchky run
gotta preserve the mellon
#20 is my boy!
a certified, card-carrying member!
checking out the action
when you sit this close, you will be coated in "marbles"...get used to it!
alex just found a new best friend
the winner, jeremy mayfield, does his burnouts...
...and promptly runs out of gas - the PERFECT fuel strategy
LETS SPEND THESE COUPONS!
the marketing schmucks get together and talk shop
be all that you can be!
dealing with NASCAR hooligans
WE GOT US SOME FREE SHIT!
discussing our "need" for such equipment around the house
prescription refills at the track...how thoughtful
yeah, the blue ones are the best
and it gets THAT big!
make that a DOUBLE!
re-counting the race
queued up to get outta dodge
a post-viagra smoke
on the road
badly in need of a red-bull supplement
but first, a food-stop
we lay waste to the vittles
quite a day!